The 35 Day Sit-up and Push-up Challenge: Day FOUR

Day 4
So let's talk about this challenge....to sum it up, rockin' it. 

Day 1: Destroyed it. 
Day 2: Kristina was my witness as I did my two sit-ups and two push-ups in Christians Room on the floor. 
Day 3: Did my three sit-ups and three push-ups in my closet before my shower. Nailed it. 
Day 4: Did my four sit-ups and four push-ups in the bedroom before my shower....push-ups are getting tough, I got a little shaky on numero 4. 

Hullo ladies,

hope your work days are going smoothly :)  My work days have certainly changed over the past couple of weeks.  Taking care of Christian is proving to be a full time job in itself -- but i am enjoying every minute of it!!


So here's my day:

didn't eat breakfast - yea, i know, that's bad.
I had two slices of left over pizza for lunch
snacked on some gold fish and trail mix
then had two chicken tenders and fries for dinner
Finished off my day w/ a yogurt as an evening snack.

As of the last blog, I was down 30 Lbs.  Unfortunately, since i stopped pumping, the weight is not falling off as it was ....stupid broken boobs.

My new life in photos:






And this final picture is just classy!

a fat person's heaven or hell?

Did a little shopping today b/c I got $30 Kohls cash from black Friday shopping + a 15% off coupon = yay! My intention was just to get stuff for my stepmom, and I did get her a sweater. But, then I got myself something. Leggings.

I love leggings and yoga pants. I know big girls probably shouldn't wear leggings, but I feel like I'm pretty proportionate, so it isn't too bad. Plus, I think leggings make my ass look great and there is no button to smash on my belly. Verdict, ladies? I have a pair I wear under skirts or dresses, but this pair is thick enough to wear as pants. AND, it might happen this weekend. Dani is coming into town, so I think Saturday night we are going to the Short Pump area hitting the nicer bars out there. Ready to get a babysitter, Kristina? You guys should come out!!

Ok, I have a lot of work to go do. Happy Thursday! <3 

get in mah belly

Yay, let's get back to blogging! :)

I was so happy to cuddle with Christian yesterday. I'm so not a baby person, but since he was just curled up on me, it was perfect. I can't wait to see the pictures that Rita took; I know they are going to be amazing.

Chimi is curled up on me, and I just finished eating dinner- mac n cheese with chicken and bacon sprinkled on top. Winning.  Any type of healthy habits I had totally went out the window.  I can feel it in my clothes and see it in the way I look. I'm starting to get to be a debbie downer, so Kristina... tell me when we are walking! I'll come out to you! And I might bring Chimi a few times, and if he doesn't walk, I'll throw him in the backyard to hump play with Roscoe & Stanley.

I miss both you bitches.

In the words of Arnold...."i'll be back..."

Okay, corny title, i know. 

I am back in blogging action!!   IT'S TIME TO LOSE SOME WEIGHT BITCHES!!!!!!!!!  IT'S GO TIME!!!

So far i'm down 30 lbs...lots of baby and water weight is gone.  Now is where my work begins.   My originial plan of losing weight through nursing / pumping fell through -- go fucking figure that would happen to me.  Of course, I have these huge boobs and they don't even work!!!!  NO GOOD!

I'm going to begin a walking regiment.  Some days i'll be able to take Christian with me, others I won't.  Either way, i've got to get moving again.  I feel like, since I'm able to put my sneakers on by myself, I must embrace the opportunity and go walking.

Food -- i'm slowly trying to get out of the eating like a horse/preggo mode and get back to being a human being.  I  must say, i am glad I can drink diet coke again :)

so here is my post preggo to do list:

GET MY SHIT TOGETHER!!!

p.s. I kinda think we need these shirts :)

Small Goals, Big Dreams

So...

As of today there are 35 days until the New Year, and with that in mind I have decided that I'm going to partake in a new self made challenge.  Based off the 100 Day Burpee Challenge (cause that's stupid, painful and unrealistic for sure)

...I have decided on a smaller goal that is the 35 Day Sit-up and Push-up Challenge.

The idea is quite simple, here's how it goes: 

Day One: One Sit-up and One Push-up 

Day Two: Two Sit-ups and Two Push-ups

Day Three: Three Sit-ups and Three Push-ups

...you get the idea....

I know that 35 doesn't sound like much, but once January 1 rolls around I would have done 630 Sit-ups and 630 Push-ups, Combined Total: 1260

And I think that's pretty impressive, and of course I'll blog about it here, so you guys can follow along and hopefully (Get Your Shit Together) and motivate me. 

Feel free to join in - Kristina, it may be a little hard since you are still healing...but Kara...get in on this.

Love you ladies...I'm not giving up on us yet...so if you need me, I'll be here blogging, like a BOSS.

btiches, I'm back

Well, after talking to you guys this weekend, I'm back! And to be honest, I was too ashamed to blog b/c I know I was eating shit and not doing a thing to help my weight. But, I agree with Kristina, I really like the idea of blogging just to gossip with you guys! I've been catching up and reading all the good stuff I've missed!

I had such a great weekend with you guys! I absolutely love you both and am so happy to have both of your friendships! Thank you for always keeping me going, making me laugh, telling me the truth,distracting me, giving me great advice, and being such great friends to me! I love you ladies! 

 PS- When I was driving home, I saw a cop patting someone down. All I could think about was Breena feeling bad for her comment (even though she had to reason to!!! LOL) and be like, yup, my neighborhood. And then I think about her throwing up! lol, it was too funny to me.

last day of work

HELLLOOOO THERE!!!

I've neglected my blogging duties....again.    I'm still here, and i'm still reading :)

Today is my last day of work until January.  Super stoked about this -- just hope i prepared my sub enough for my classes.  Oh well...they'll survive, right??

So this morning, I think I felt my first braxton hicks contraction (fake contractions).  It was really weird...my belly was rock hard.  I mean, it's usually pretty firm, but it was like touching cement.  Didn't really hurt, just weird.  I'm sure the contraction stuff that i'm about to experience next Wednesday will be 1000x worse. 

I'll be glad when the baby gets here, and my husband stops being a nervous wreck!!!  He'll be a different kind of nervous wreck after the baby arrives...but hopefully he'll stop being a jerk!!  Ri Ri has heard most of it, but to reiterate -- we fought about fucking curtains...CURTAINS FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!  He didn't like the curtains i picked out for the baby's room, said I had no decorating sense (which i don't really ), had bland taste, and our kid was going to be fucked up.  Of course, hormonal me, starts crying, and I told him he was right that I didn't have any sense of taste--i chose to marry him!  Naturally, that little fling back at him didn't go over well.  Long story short , he apologized and is just as obsessed w/ the baby's room as me -- he loves it!!  He loves to open the door and just peak in the room all the time. 

I have one week left of life being all about me.  This is a bitter sweet feeling.  On one hand, i am so excited to bring my son into the world, and on the other-- holy shit, i'm bringing a son into the world!!  What if i really do fuck up my kid???  OYE!  It's a good thing I have supported people, such as yourselves, around me to help me not fuck up my kid.  Or least, tell me when i'm about to fuck up my kid (which I hope you two do that!!). 

In conclusion, i'll leave you two with this picture:


Love ya bitches!

Just Blog, Blog, Bloggin'....

ALL BY MYSELF....

Seriously, where are you guys? I thought this turned into less about food and more about fun...but I see no one, and that's not fun, so GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER LADIES!

I am about to have a FUCKING STROKE

My blood pressure right now is off the fucking charts. I can't believe this bitch. I have NEVER been so angry at the human race. Are you kidding me I knew I shouldn't have looked but I did....and now I am seeing RED. This is unbelievable.

Look what I found on facebook today:

Exhibit A: "Lives in MATHEWS, VIRGINIA" - NO YOU DON'T

Exhibit B: My mom gets satellite internet at her house - this bitch posts....

Bitch you don't have SHIT.

Exhibit C: Hurricane hits....in Mathews VA, bitch posts....near Mathews VA

NOT YOUR NEIGHBOR.....SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Exhibit D: Her classes get cancelled due to hurricane...this bitch posts...Near Mathews VA

Why don't you carry your nasty STD ass to your PARENTS house where you FUCKING BELONG. 

Exhibit E: She's bored...does she bother helping out around the HOUSE that she "LIVES" in...

 Seeing red...seeing fucking BLOOD RED.

OH MY GOD.....I'm not sure who I'm more mad at Him or Her, but since he's dead to me I guess it's her.

I can't take it...I can't take someone blatantly abusing a handicapped person....especially my mother. Someone needs to talk me off the ledge.

Hey bitches...

I found our motivation....

http://api.modelmydiet.com/women.html

GO HERE - configure it to your body style...put in your current weight and goal weight and see the difference....then go to the bathroom and start puking....yup.

MOTIVATIONAL alright.

Why aren't...

...you bitches bloggin!?

Kara - Miranda Lamber

...and why she's my favorite country singer.