I've neglected my blogging duties....again. I'm still here, and i'm still reading :)
Today is my last day of work until January. Super stoked about this -- just hope i prepared my sub enough for my classes. Oh well...they'll survive, right??
So this morning, I think I felt my first braxton hicks contraction (fake contractions). It was really weird...my belly was rock hard. I mean, it's usually pretty firm, but it was like touching cement. Didn't really hurt, just weird. I'm sure the contraction stuff that i'm about to experience next Wednesday will be 1000x worse.
I'll be glad when the baby gets here, and my husband stops being a nervous wreck!!! He'll be a different kind of nervous wreck after the baby arrives...but hopefully he'll stop being a jerk!! Ri Ri has heard most of it, but to reiterate -- we fought about fucking curtains...CURTAINS FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!! He didn't like the curtains i picked out for the baby's room, said I had no decorating sense (which i don't really ), had bland taste, and our kid was going to be fucked up. Of course, hormonal me, starts crying, and I told him he was right that I didn't have any sense of taste--i chose to marry him! Naturally, that little fling back at him didn't go over well. Long story short , he apologized and is just as obsessed w/ the baby's room as me -- he loves it!! He loves to open the door and just peak in the room all the time.
I have one week left of life being all about me. This is a bitter sweet feeling. On one hand, i am so excited to bring my son into the world, and on the other-- holy shit, i'm bringing a son into the world!! What if i really do fuck up my kid??? OYE! It's a good thing I have supported people, such as yourselves, around me to help me not fuck up my kid. Or least, tell me when i'm about to fuck up my kid (which I hope you two do that!!).
In conclusion, i'll leave you two with this picture:
Love ya bitches!
I don't think you have too much to worry about...here's why:
ReplyDelete1) You have your parents, they raised you and adam and for the most part you guys turned out alright.
2) You have Chris and Pam, whom have raised two beautiful children with exceptional taste and morals.
3) You have all your friends, which morally are questionable, but overall we are pretty successful for our age.
4) Children raise kids all the time with less brains and less effort, and they manage...you're golden.
Also, we will tell you when you are fucking up, well at least, we'll laugh, so at the bare minimum there will be a sign...
...could that braxton hicks actually be a real contraction starting...because if you could have that kids this week it would be AWESOME for me!
Thanks for the pep comments! Nah, i really don't think it's a real contraction, but I guess ya never know... And sorry to get your hopes up, but i don't think this kid is coming this week. Stupid Washington D.C. --- why do you have to be so good at your job????
ReplyDeleteI'm not trust me. and I WILL BE THERE...I promise. Here's the hitch...someone has to call me if you head to the hospital early, otherwise, I'm coming home on the 14th and going back to DC on the 15th. I will pin that kid, can't let the devil get him! It's bad enough he'll be around Josh and I.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait for him! You are going to fuck him up. You and Adam are going to be amazing parents, and you have plenty of people around you to fuck him up instead. Just remember, Josh taught him the bad words, not me :)
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