Whale, Whale, Whale, Someone's got JOKES.

So let's talk about some things ladies....I know that we have all had a rough couple of weeks it seems like but basically, I've done a little research and have found that life could MOST DEFINITELY be worse.  We could be one year old and stuffed into a pink bunny costume, in broad daylight and be forced to hang from a swing. Please draw your attention to exhibit A, below. 

Now let's talk beauty tips, I came across this gem earlier today and decided it was something we could learn from.  The lesson here is that if you ever shave/wax  your eyebrows off you don't have to lose hope.  You can simply tattoo ivy vines on instead and no one will ever notice.  Also, you can detract even MORE attention by putting on candy corn colored eye shadow.  Your welcome for that helpful tip. Make sure you pin that under "useful information"

Now on to our weight loss, I know that usually we feel like the image below, where if we step on the scale we most certainly come away crying our eyes out....

But there is hope - all we need to do is hire a Cat to keep us from ruining our own diet. Again, internet research proves that a weight loss cat is highly effective in diet and portion control.  Just take a look a the example below. 

Either way I do spend a lot of my time, like my stick figured friend below. Too bad that sonofa bitch is a stick figure and doesn't even need to worry about the food he eats...what an asshole being up in here talking about how he can't eat anymore food, get that stick shit out of here. PUHLEASE.

That's my advice for the day....and I'll tell you if anyone talks shit you just go all baby deer on their asses and make shit happen....trust me, you confront them like this and they won't say a peep! 

At the end of the day, the only thing I can say is "Dance Like No One is  Watching" - I mean this girl (?) clearly did and she (?) looks like she (?) is having a wonderful time. I mean...you can't fake a fun face like that! 

BONUS CONTENT BELOW! 

 Kara - here is a shout out to your wonderful bride-to-be. Sorry, saw it and had too, didn't have a choice.