I kicked the SHIT...out of those boxes

Kickboxing - Day 3 

WOOT. I'm really thinking that I could be talked into Seal Team or something---I'm liking this...

however, I'm sore as hell...

Here's an update: 

Dinner last night: Salad and 9 Bagel Bites (It could have been worse)
I also finished my LAST cupcake from my birthday - although I still have banana pudding left to eat. 

Today: 
Breakfast: Coffee, 1 splenda with Cinnamon/Vanilla Creamer
Lunch: Leftovers from party (VERY SMALL) and one WW Cheeseburger in case I'm STARVING
Snack (if needed) yogurt.


On another note - I feel DEATHLY dehydrated, so my goal today is to drink a lot of water to replenish. 

Tonight: Not sure - probably candy, it's halloween, plus little man is coming over to trick or treat WOOT! 

Love you guys...

Hey Kristina - if Christian gets bullied when he grows up, I'm telling him this. I put it in the blog so I could remember it.

Birthday IS....over. Time to get back on track.

I had a bit of an extended weekend, thanks the Hurricane Sandy(Vagina) - that's what I'm calling her, Hurricane SandyVagina.

But, today we were back to work - and the hurricane was gone. 

Now, it's time to get started. 


Here goes:

Name: Rita Barlow
Actual Age: 29 
Perceived Age: 49
Aches: Everywhere
Weight: 169.2 
Thoughts: If at first you don't succeed, try, try, again.


Food: 
Breakfast: Half cup coffee, with 1 splenda and Pumpkin Pie Creamer
Lunch: Left over Taco Soup (Amanda Made) - she said it was about 5 points a serving, it was pretty good for me. 
Dinner: Not sure - (?)

Exercise: Kickboxing 7:30-8:30, with Kara, and the Hell Trainer, that is too good to work out with us....

Post Blogging Thoughts: Exercising is good, but the fast food dinner I'll probably pick up on the way home is bad. 

Also, someone brought me Banana Pudding from Ukrops (2 Containers) and Cupcakes from the west end cupcake store...so eventually (before things go bad) they will need to be eaten. 

However, if I tell you it won't be a bad thing right? So I'll be sure to tell you when I eat them! Hooray!

Also, I found out that when we go to the bathroom, we are doing it wrong...see instructions below: 

For Kara...

Just for you Kara...

a picture for Kristina, hahahahaha

I haven't checked the blog in a while, so I need to get caught up.

Food = ehhhhhhhhhh, no comment.
Working out = ehhhhhh, I'm finally not sore from kickboxing! I've signed up for Sunday, Tuesday, and I plan on signing up for the next Friday. Get ready, Rita!!
life = is good. I have an extreme amount of things to do, and I'm trying to figure out how I'll get them done or when I get them done.
Currently = I'm sitting on the couch taking a break from grading (almost all of my quizzes are graded, moving on to essays. At least my next two weeks are planned, I just need to make copies) and Chimi is sitting on my arm on the arm of the couch.

Kristina, time to come up with a legit action plan for school! Those suckers better run to me! Miss you guys! I'm hoping for no rain on Saturday b/c I'm ready for a good time with you guys!!!

<3 love you guys!

progress...YIKES!

SHIT JUST GOT REAL, LADIES!

I'm a little over 2cm dialated and 50% efaced.  I nearly fell off the table when the doc told me that.  I'm so excited, I can't stand it!!  Poor Adam, isn't feeling the same excitement as me.  He came home w/ a case of beer and paint for the baby's room.  I think he's feeling the pressure a lot more now.  This kid is coming, regardless if we are ready or not. 

A couple photos for thought :)


(p.s. a student asked me if this happens when you go into labor yesterday)


I swear my nesting is broken...








Aiight ladies, i'll holla at you two later :)

Think good labor thoughts for me!  Love ya both!

Goal Status: Level FAILED

Since I set a goal date, and a goal. I thought I owe it to you guys and myself to see where I stood. 

It is now -2 days since my goal date....


My weight yesterday was 171.2 0 which means....I gained 0.6 pounds instead of losing 10. 

yup. truth. 

So....let me tell you how I feel: 

• ashamed
• lazy
• like I let myself down....who can't lose 10lbs in three months....I started of strong...and let my lack of will keep me from reaching my goal. 

Needless to say, I'm disappointed in myself. There is no one else to blame. 

This is my body. This is my health. I need to get my shit together. 

That said...there have been some positive changes over the past three months for me. 


Positive Changes: 

• The first soda I had in three months was on my birthday and it was one diet pepsi at Vinny's. 
• I started 5:30 runs on days that don't include Kickboxing with Kara.
• I've successfully blogged for 3 months 
• Kickboxing with Kara! 

No....it's not a lot, but it's a start towards a life change. I can't do weight watchers...yes it works, but I can't count points for my entire life....just can't do it...and let's face it, it works until you stop going to meetings....and then it stops working...FAST. 

I have to find a lifestyle I can be happy with and something I can sustain....and while I search for that lifestyle change I feel that if I am at least making exercise a priority and being conscience of what I eat then I am giving my self a positive head start. 

That all being said, it's time to make a new goal for myself. 

....hmmm....

...well, it's the hardest time of year to diet...wanna know why?

• Thanksgiving
• Cold weather (warm food)
• Pumpkin flavored things
• Thanksgiving
• Pumpkin Flavored things
• Oktoberfest Beer
• Birthdays Birthdays Birthdays
• Thanksgiving
• oh....and pumpkin flavored everything! 

I think I do well with short term goals....I get distracted in the long run and fail. (clearly)....

...So I think my new goal is going to be "Baby Christian" along with Kristina...and mine is going to be 5lbs. 

Drop 5lbs in 25 days....

That is on average 0.2lbs a day and 1.4 lbs a week. 

That is my goal. 

Updating the ticker! 

Wish me luck....

...and let me just say...

Thank you ladies, for continuing to log on...for continuing to try with me and for continuing to be inspiration.  It helps to know that I'm not doing this alone...I'm proud of us! (Even if we fail)

been a while...

Hey girls,

Seems it's been a while for all of us.  Just checking in with you ladies to see how everything goes.  I'm so proud of you for doing the kickboxing class!!  Hopefully i'll be able to join you guys at some point.

Less than a month and baby will be here!!  Had a crazy dream last night that I had the kid, and it was an egg.  I cracked the egg trying to put him in the basinett.  I was absolutely distrought!  Hopefully that isn't a look into my future :-/     Anywho, i start my weekly appointments today.  Wish me luck!!

Have a wonderful day ladies!


Rita's new vacuuming extravaganza! Although, i think Karma is handling the Rumba quite well! :)

fat belly = where abs are supposed to be!

Well, I feel like I haven't posted lately, and since my wagon is fixed, I need to be!

Yesterday, Thursday, ah yes, so long ago. Half a bagel for breakfast, about 300ish calories for lunch, some pasta and sauce after school (pasta dinner for the team) but not too much. I had brought a bag of cheerios b/c I didn't plan on eating the pasta, but I ate the cheerios for a late snack at the game and came home and ate mac n cheese for dinner. It was soooooo bad, eh.

Friday! I took the day off but it was anything but relaxing. After getting up a little after 7, I lounged around 8:30 and ate a full bagel and then started my day. I needed to get last minute things for tomorrow's party, so I started at the dollar tree, walmart for what felt like ever, and then Petco b/c someone needed a new harness. Then after stopping for gas, by the time I got home, it was 10:45ish. I mowed the front and back yard until about 11:50ish. I made jello shooters until Papa came over around 12:30 to look at my wall that Chimi has been messing up, so we can get it fixed. Lounge for 30 minutes and eat a lunch of cheese and crackers, shower and get ready for field hockey fun day. I did have a few cheetos, but I gave the rest away so I wouldn't be tempted to eat them. Field hockey fun day = best day ever! Then I got home around 5:30ish and lounged again until 6:45ish and got ready for kick boxing! So, as you can see.... my day as already been constant... def not a lay around skip day.

Kickboxing was pretty awesome. I'm glad Rita was there or I would have either backed out or not have been too into it. We got our gloves and our wrap (fuck, which I just forgot to wash b/c I did a load thinking I need to wash these bitches). Then we start the warm up. Damn, I wanted to die right there! I am out of shape! Then for about the next 35 minutes, it was actual combos, hitting, and kicking AKA awesome! Followed by a 10 minute cool down where I thought I was in Hell b/c my body burned from all the crunches and shit we did. Kristina, you would definitely like it! I honestly don't think I will do it b/c it is too $$$ for me. It is $60 a month and it sounds like you only get 12 sessions for the month and you do it 3x a week. Like Rita said, we can join a gym and do all the classes we want plus machines whenever we want. The plus side was that it was only women and everyone was at all different levels. It was a pretty good workout. I def. don't think I burned 800 calories like the website said you could burn in an hour, but at least we did a new workout that pushed us.

Then we went to glory days, obviously. We both made a smart choice and got the new boneless grilled wings. I really liked them. They weren't in sauce, so you dipped them in the sauce, but I dipped mine in the ranch and ketchup. They were so juicy and came on skewers. It was just a cut up chicken breast, but appearance won me over! lol. Of course I had the mac n cheese BUT no beer! I don't think I've ever gone to glory days and not drank.

Chimi and I are in bed and my body is already hurting. The tops of my thighs, my inner arms, and my stomach where my abs are supposed to be. But, I guess that means it is working. I already signed up for Sunday's class, and Rita better too since she'll be celebrating it up on Monday! Kristina, I wish you could have come! I'm hoping we won the football game... things haven't looked too good for our team, so we need something good to happen!

I need a lot of sleep to deal with tomorrow and finish getting shit together. love ya ladies!

Yesterday, Travel Day

Yesterday, I was in Rockville, MD on business....always a fun day. Where I drive for 7 hours and meet for 4 hours...so clearly beneficial that I shouldn't even have to explain to you my happiness. SIKE. 

Yesterday I ate: 
Breakfast: Non-fat pumpkin spice latte
Snack: 100 Cal. pack of nuts
Lunch: Salad from whole foods
Snack: 100 Cal pack of nuts
Dinner: Salad and Baked Ziti from Ginos

Not too bad, but I did eat alot of salad. So that's not too bad...


Kicking boxes tonight....oh boy, I'm scared.

dog for rent

I did ok with food today.

Breakfast = half a bagel and cream cheese
lunch = 220 calorie meal & a 90 calorie krispy treat
dinner = chilupa & taco loco and a beer and a half (Jaeckle & I were working on field hockey stuff, so we grabbed food)
too late of a snack = the other half of the bagel

creative workout = chasing Chimi around my neighborhood with Jaeckle for about 20 minutes. He broke his harness and escaped. He took us on an adventure. And we started just walking back, hoping he would follow, and he did. But then he just went right into the backyard and up the stairs when I went in the front door. Now I have to get him a new harness.

Between that and my crazy 5th period, thank goodness I'm not working on Friday and I'll be able to release some tension at our first kickboxing lesson!

Hope you guys had a much better night. Think skinny. <3

I ate

four servings of ukrops banana pudding yesterday. That was not my good decision of the day.  The salad I ate before it was....


...also we had breakfast for dinner, not too bad, but not great....


best decision - salad, I'm going with the salad.

CAROL.....Get your shit together Carol!

let's kick boxes

Ok, voucher is printed and I'm reading the fine print.

-We need to bring our own gloves, but it says we can buy them at the studio for $20 (I'll probably just buy mine there)
-We need to use this up within 30 days of our first one, so that means we are kickboxing like 3x a week!
-We need to show up 10 minutes before class on our first time since it is our first time
-Our first day is Friday at 7:30-8:30. 
-I'm excited. I think this will be such an amazing workout. After Kristina pops Christian out, if we enjoy it, we might have to all do it together.

Once I figure out the field hockey schedule with disctrics & regionals, I'll be able to let you know. I think I'm able to do the late Monday class if you are able to!

Today I had half of a bagel and am trying to drink lots of water. Some days I can chug so much and others I have to force myself to do it. Kristina, before you were preggo, did you drink too much water during class and have to pee ALL the time? That's why I hate drinking water during class b/c I can't run out to pee as quickly, lol.

I weighed myself this morning and had dropped 1 pound. I guess the small changes really add up. I think these kickboxing classes are the pep in my step that I need!!!

I'm feeling very lazy and tired today. We have a late game today, so I'll be eating very late tonight. Maybe I should pack myself some cheese and crackers or a sandwich to eat during the varsity game so I'm not eating at 10 at night.

Love ya ladies!

BUH, LO, TED

Gah! 
I'm so bloated, but I deserve it. Not only is it that wonderful time of the month (I know, overshare) - I also ate NOTHING but salt yesterday. I'm pretty sure I could have eaten less sodium if I was a deer and just was lickin' on a salt lick all day. Phew. 

Lunch: I wanted to go to Martin's and get a salad, but it was raining...and someone said Thai delivery, so that happened. I got basil stir fry chicken with white rice and a little bit of salad...it wasn't awful for me, but it was salty. 

Dinner: I was going to cook dinner, but then Josh had to go to Lowe's so I figured I'd ride with him and we'd just eat out because otherwise I'd be cooking late. So we ate at Mexico. I got the Veggie Yucatan dish which is veggies and rice - also very salty because of the sauce on top....

today....I am so bloated if I was in Oregon Trail, they would caulk me and float across the rivah. 


UGh. Miserable. 

Chugging water after my coffee today - hopefully to improve. 

Kara - Friday Kickboxing - let's do this. I'm stoked. I'm going to embarass the shit out of myself, but don't care cause you'll be there to do it with me. 

addicted

I need an intervention.

my new start

I didn't want to, but I did weigh in. I'm at 227. On the bright side, I didn't gain everything back. On the bad side, I did gain some back.

Breakfast- half of a bagel with cream cheese. I really wanted the whole bagel, but I didn't need it. I wasn't as hungry as I thought I'd be during school.

Lunch- chicken caesar salad and my rice krispy treats

snack- triscits (how do you spell this stupid cracker name?) and cheese

Dinner - whoops. 3 chili cheese dogs (ok, I tried to be a little better and I got like chicken hotdogs b/c they were less calories) and chips & chili cheese sauce dip

dessert- a couple of PB cupcs.

eh. I did have a lot of water today, so that is an improvement.

Schedule for kickboxing- omg, I'm pumped for this. However, my schedule is going to suck for the next two weeks. This week we have a game Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday. Friday I'm getting ready for our school party (I need to mow my yard terribly) and it is on Saturday at 2 (and Dani should be in town). I expect to see Rita with Kristina there!!The following weeks are going to be crazy as well, and your party is on the 27th. I might be able to do the Friday from 7:30-8:30. Can you?? If not, I think I can def. do the early session on Monday. I need to get up and get moving.

I'm exhausted, but luckily we are watching a movie the next two days, so I can kind of take it easy and get some work done, woot woot. However, right now I'm going to hurt Chimi b/c he is going ballistic barking at some cats.

love ya ladies!!

Monday's Food - Rita

Breakfast - Pumpkin Pop-Tarts, 8oz. Apple Juice, Coffee w. splenda and 1% milk
Lunch - ?? Martin's salad maybe (I need veggies)
Dinner - ??

I think I figured out my problem. I think it's the ? mark....whatcha think?

Okay - Here it is.

This is our motivational speech.

It's Monday - a clean start to the week. We should have all weighed in today.  Me personally, at 169.0 - no loss...and a little gain.

Now...it's over. It's behind us. Let's get back on track.

I didn't run this morning because I straight slept through my alarm....but...I will try to run after work.

Just do this - make ONE healthy decision today. Whether it be exercise, a food choice....water instead of soda, etc.  (Thanks Kristina)

Today, I woke up and ate breakfast, so that counts....

Baby steps = life style change!

Guys, I don't want to diminish us at all but let's face....stupid people are in shape....think of all the bone heads and jocks there are...that are not fat....and they are dumb as this keyboard I'm pounding on....if those pricks can do it we can too...it's not rocket science.


Let's get the bodies we want.... :)

Kara - we must start kickboxing this week - that is your goal. tell me what day(s) work for you.

LYLAS BITCHES.

slacking

I have been eating like a bum that walked into a free buffet.

I have given up on myself and haven't been holding back on what I've been eating. But then I got an email today.... Candy sent the bridesmaids a list of 30 different dresses (about 5 of them I liked), and it hit me that I need to put my fat ass into another bridesmaid dress. I can't be too worried about the dress b/c Sherri is being put into a dress and another bridesmaid is about 5'2 and is a pretty healthy girl as well. At least I'm somewhat proportioned.

I haven't weighed myself in weeks b/c I'm so nervous, but I need to stop fucking around and get back on track. So, tomorrow am I will weigh myself. I'm sure I'll be starting over at ground zero. Those fucking doughnuts yesterday from the Amish people were totally worth it though.  

On that note, time to bake cupcakes.... for senior night tomorrow :)

I'm getting super pumped for halloween!!!!!!! yayayayayay

<3

wowzer...i ate a lot.

Alli fun day was very successful.  My brother wound up making $8000.  This money will be split between FYSA (youth soccer org) and a scholarship for a Fluvanna high school female athlete.  Needless to say, i'm quite impressed with the turnout for that little fundraiser my brother and sister-in-law organized. 

As mentioned in an earlier post, I planned on eating whenever and whatever I wanted this weekend.  Well, I can tell ya that I didn't go back on my promise.  I ate whatever i felt like eating -- most of it was not good.  My breakfast started out with frosted mini-wheats.  When I got to fluvanna, i ate a salt bagel.  then at lunch time, i ate another salt bagel.  I had two diet cokes (cafine free), snickers, smarties, and then the grand finale was at Rivahsyde Cafe with Ri Ri.  I like to go to this little hole in the wall resturant b/c Alli used to work there.  My dinner consisted of three deliciously fried chicken tenders and two whole baskets of french fries.  YIKES!!   Theeeennn, i got home and Adam had pizza -- yup, i ate a piece of that too.  I really went to hell w/ myself. 

Now, i'm currently working on a paper that is due today.   Actually, i would have had to work on two papers today if it weren't for Ri Ri's bullshitting skills (she wrote one of my papers yesterday).  Thanks for that, Ri Ri!   As I'm working on this final paper for my class, I have continued the shit food decisions.  I seriously need to eat a veggie or a fruit today.  My poor kid is going to have the worst eating habbits. 

I hope your weekends are proving to have better choices than mine.  Gotta weigh in on Monday and start the quality decision making again. 

Here's a little food for thought :)

Oye.

Hello to my favorite ladies!

Food : bad breakfast again - bacon and potatos :(
Lunch : grapes and combos - :/
Dinner : i'm going to hell w/ my self and yes i am totally going to eat my sorrows away; especially since I can't drink them away today.

Emotions : eh, i'm handling them, as I always do.  No pity parties for me - you ladies know there's nothing more I can't stand than people feeling sorry for themselves, so I refuse to be one of those people!!

anywho, it's homecoming tonight and I'm working until all hours of the evening.  Glad kara will be there to join me :)

Ri Ri - we gotta get up ass early tomorrow.  Probably should leave around 6:30am.  gonna be a loooong ass day.

LYLS bitches!

Ya mad brah...

So it's baby/senior citizen/ teenager day today at school and I must say i'm having quite a bit of fun acting like a teenager.  A pregnant one at that!  Ri Ri , you should see Kara in her curlers and lipstick everywhere but on her lips.  HILARIOUS!   I'm going to tell ya what, spirit week couldn't have come at a better week for me...especially working the football game tomorrow.

Food - yikes.  I had a bad breakfast this morn -- bacon and potato rounds with Milk from Ukrops.  Don't judge, it just looked so incrediably good and I was so incrediably hungry. 
Lunch - grapes and chips possibly
dinner - not sure yet.

The Positive note, i've been drinking water from my non-hole tervis like a fein. 

6 more weeks left of being fat for me!!  Home stretch, I see you! :)

Holla atcha girls lata!

Today

5:30a - Run 1.4 miles (it was really 1.38, I'm rounding up)
6:15a - Breakfast, Pumpkin Pie pop tarts and apple juice (small glass)
7:00a - leave for work - drinking coffee
Noon- Lunch, Brunswick Stew, Homemade, 1 Serving
3:00p - Snack - Chobani Non-Fat Yogurt
3:30p - Snack, String Cheese
....
not sure what's for dinner....

LYLAS!

I actually did weigh in Yesterday

Weight: Still 167.8

Mood: Pissed.

Motivation: NONE

Did run yesterday...and today....


that's all I got....

New Costume Idea

Thoughts on this one:

Pillow, headphones and ALL.....

Classy shit.

Kristina

Do you own this ?

http://www.hatterasrealty.com/rental/house.html?ID=600&Avail=20130525&Stay=7

Peep the name!

where you bitches at?

Well, I had good intention today. Ya, about that.

I started off the day with cheerios.
Then the school had panera, so I had a bagel with some cream cheese.
Lunch = 300 calorie mac n cheese microwavable meal (surprisingly somewhat tasty), cucumbers, & 90 cal snack.
Dinner = oh, dinner. Well, I told Justin I'd bring him dinner (from Sonic) if he let Chimi out for me today after school. However, our game was cancelled and I had a massive headache, so I still brought over food. Whoops, milkshake (which I had been craving since yesterday), bacon cheeseburger, and mozzarella sticks

Ok, tomorrow has to be better. I know it was only a small weight loss, but I felt better about myself when I had that little weight loss. I haven't weighed myself because I am so nervous to see the new number.

Hope Rita had a nice day off (I've liked the flashback pictures) and Kristina enjoyed PJ day as much as I did. Hope your wagons are strolling along nicely. I ran out of gas, but I just filled that sucker up!

<3

Ok, here is a flashback picture for me. I want to get back to that body. I still had some meat on me, but not like nasty, rancid meat...

Ummmm

She's doing it wrong.

Today, I failed

So this week, I was doing really well. I was getting up every morning at 5:30, running and eating breakfast before work. I am feeling great (besides sleepy) because of it, and pretty damn proud of myself. Not sure what happened last night, but I did not have an alarm set today. I think I turned it off in the middle of the night, I vaguely remember that. OOPS, fail. I feel guilty. Gotta get back on it. 

This weeks stats: 

Monday - Thursday
Status: still FAT
Calories burned: 401 (weak)
Miles run: 2.9 (weaker)
Weight, still up....I have 17 days till my doctor tells me I failed my first goal. Fuck that bitch, sitting on her cloud of judgement, handing down life lessons to all the fat sinners. Seriously, she has stressed me out more than ever, and then she'll tell me I'm too stressed and I need to relax. Bitch you called me fat. 

This is my life. It needs to be balanced. It needs to be healthy. It needs to be honest. It needs to be successful. It needs love. It needs happiness. It needs friendship. It needs family. It needs puppies. 
My body needs nutrition. My body needs movement. My body needs sustenance. 

It does NOT need asshole doctors applying pressure to be skinny.  Who does that bitch think she is, and let's be honest, she could drop a few pounds too. Just sayin'....cloud of judgement, I just popped a hole in that motha. 

I mean I get it, I need to make better decisions. I'm okay with that. If that bitch calls me fat, she's losing her license to practice medicine. (Not bragging, but I've gotten good at it)

Seriously considering canceling this appointment - it's just a checkup, how do we, as a group, feel about that....I feel great, I don't need a checkup I need that bitch to check herself before I wreck herself. 

Boom. 

That is all. 

However, is cancelling a cop out?? I am many things...a pussy I am not. 

Nut up or bail out? 

LYLAS Mutha fuckers. 
(P.S. - let's do this (sike!))

wagon shop

I need to get back into daily blogging because I need to make myself accountable and to correct myself on days I'm being a fat tub of lard.

I ate cheerios for breakfast. good.
I ate a 300 calorie frozen meal that looked like shit, literally, but tasted delicious and a 90 calorie snack. good.
I ate a piece of cake. fuck it b/c it was good.
I ate mac n cheese for dinner with a snickers bar for dessert. eh.

So, if I was going for a 2000 calorie diet, I'd be ok. But that cake was my fault and I'll blame some of it on Tyler. We decided that we just randomly need a cake to get us through the months and after talking about it all 2nd period on Tuesday, I went and got us one and had "Happy Hump Day" on it. It's hard to be in a bad mood when you get to eat cake that says that.

I have ground turkey pulled out for dinner tomorrow, so I'll try and whip something up.

Now, onto things I've learned today:
1. the correct way to spell KNIGHTS is "k n i e (it was like a backwards g that looked like an e) g t s.
2. After having a baby, all that jank comes out with it. You don't have a cord still inside your biscuit connecting to the baby's belly button.
3. Don't say "Happy Hump Day" around 9th graders b/c they thought the cake was about us humping, not about it being Wednesday.
4. A boy said he wouldn't want to become a teacher if that is what is really going on... humping. I was just glad to know some of our boys are still that cute and innocent.
5. The baby's head is kinda soft and mushy so you can fit it through your biscuit, & that bitch will get sewn up.
6. I know how to make a baby. I just don't know what having the baby actually entails. I hope Kristina tells us all the stuff ppl never do.
7. If Christian pees on me while changing his diaper, I might be forced to retaliate and pee on him too. PS- I've never changed a diaper.
8. If you follow an old woman through the aisles of Goodwill, you'll get the perfect outfit for "senior citizen day" at school
9. Kristina and I are being twins on Tuesday.
10. I love you ladies! my wagon is slowing getting fixed and I'm ready to do this!!

oregon trail, but it works here :)

my bad

I'll admit it, I've been a bad blogger. I haven't even wanted to check our blog b/c I have been eating shit lately. Literally, shit. My wagon was invaded my zombies and it is no where to be found. I did cook my homemade chicken noodle soup. Omg, my mom used to make it as a kid, and now I can make it and eat it for a week! Just chicken, noodles, broth, and water- but in the crockpot, it is sooooo good!

On the plus side, I bought a tutu. I'm wearing that bitch on Wacky Tacky day, just to wear it more than once! Hope you don't mind, but I'm trying to convince Justin to come too. And if he does show, he'll be Alan from the hangover---- Zach Galfafaufuis. lol. Originally, I wanted him to be Sugar Bear and get one of those tshirts made with my face on it- like a stage dad. I'm so pumped for your birthday & pig roast.

I can't help it, I love food. And I always want to celebrate by eating food. And be depressed with eating food. And get drunk and eat food. I need to stop being around food and get my shit together.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the agony.

I love you bitches and had a great time at Kristina's shower! That is how baby showers should be done- beautiful mommy to be, no games, great people, and cold beer! :) 

When Christian is Born...I'm going to tell him this story....

...cause he'll be family!

HAHAHAHAHA

This video, cracks my shit up!!!

Kristina, if you are anything like this after you get your wisdom teeth pulled, I'm staying at your house and bringing popcorn, cause that will be the movie of the year!!!

HAHAHA, cracks me up! 

If my scale had a face...

whoop there it is

I could be Richard Simmons, which has been done! 

OR 

I could be Jane FONDA! I do love leg warmers!

I have no one to blame

but myself. 


Scale: 170.4 
Days to go: 20
LBs to lose: 9.6

FUCK. THIS. 

Today I woke up at 5:30am, did 20 minutes on the elliptical. Ate a bowl of honeycomb and milk, showered and went to work. 

I have yogurt for a snack, and a salad for lunch. 

I am grumpy. That is all. 

The end.