how to lose weight everywhere but your boobs?

Ok, officially day 1 for me. I bought a scale from amazon (I'm that lazy that I couldn't even go to the store to buy one, but I had to order it online). So, it should be delivered tomorrow, and as soon as it is, I'll weigh my fat ass. I did take pictures of myself last night (no, not that kind for the Holiday Hump) in shorts & a sports bra, and maybe I will be able to see the differences. The pictures were horrendous; my camera might have broke.

Yesterday I ate like shit b/c I either go big or go home, and I ran a train on some sweet frog. But after Kristina posted that cucumber, I had to go pick some more.

So, today:
breakfast: 3/4 cup ghetto food lion cheerios = 110 calories
half a small diet pepsi (I can't help it, I need my daily caffeine)

Lunch:
some low cal freezer thing = 270 calories
cucumber & ranch dressing
bag of snack cookies = 100 calories

after school, I did zumba with the bride herself for about 35ish minutes, and then I came home and Chimi & I walked for about 25ish minutes to the Bride's house b/c she was having her inspection done (I really am too night and can't say no... what have I gotten myself into?). He is currently passed out on the floor, and I'm watching last nights Breaking Bad.

Tonight I think I'm going to grill some chicken and maybe do some corn with it. What am I going to do in a world with no mac n cheese?

Here are my problems: I can't control my portion size, I don't drink enough water, I love alcohol, and I eat late. I think I'm going to try and stop eating after 7. As long as I do low calories in the morning and get some cardio in, I should be ok for dinner.

Tennis is a must soon, Rita! I bought some new workout clothes. Sports bra where my boobs barely fit and 1 pair of shorts doesn't fit my fat ass. Well, at least my hips don't lie.

Once I weigh myself and set a goal, I think I'm going to reward myself with a new Coach purse if I reach that goal. 


Plus, since she is the MoH, I need to be looking better than this shiz-at.

 

Eh, I'm hungry. Pickles are no calories, so time to chow down.