I ate cheerios for breakfast. good.
I ate a 300 calorie frozen meal that looked like shit, literally, but tasted delicious and a 90 calorie snack. good.
I ate a piece of cake. fuck it b/c it was good.
I ate mac n cheese for dinner with a snickers bar for dessert. eh.
So, if I was going for a 2000 calorie diet, I'd be ok. But that cake was my fault and I'll blame some of it on Tyler. We decided that we just randomly need a cake to get us through the months and after talking about it all 2nd period on Tuesday, I went and got us one and had "Happy Hump Day" on it. It's hard to be in a bad mood when you get to eat cake that says that.
I have ground turkey pulled out for dinner tomorrow, so I'll try and whip something up.
Now, onto things I've learned today:
1. the correct way to spell KNIGHTS is "k n i e (it was like a backwards g that looked like an e) g t s.
2. After having a baby, all that jank comes out with it. You don't have a cord still inside your biscuit connecting to the baby's belly button.
3. Don't say "Happy Hump Day" around 9th graders b/c they thought the cake was about us humping, not about it being Wednesday.
4. A boy said he wouldn't want to become a teacher if that is what is really going on... humping. I was just glad to know some of our boys are still that cute and innocent.
5. The baby's head is kinda soft and mushy so you can fit it through your biscuit, & that bitch will get sewn up.
6. I know how to make a baby. I just don't know what having the baby actually entails. I hope Kristina tells us all the stuff ppl never do.
7. If Christian pees on me while changing his diaper, I might be forced to retaliate and pee on him too. PS- I've never changed a diaper.
8. If you follow an old woman through the aisles of Goodwill, you'll get the perfect outfit for "senior citizen day" at school
9. Kristina and I are being twins on Tuesday.
10. I love you ladies! my wagon is slowing getting fixed and I'm ready to do this!!
oregon trail, but it works here :)
Dear Kara,
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad I was able to educate you during our odd day lunch sessions! I'm super stoked about twin day on Tuesday -- Ri Ri, don't you wish you were a teacher now??? LOL!
Well, here are my thoughts on this. We all have bad days, let it go and patch up your wagon and let's get down this trail, lady!
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Now, onto things I've learned today:
1. the correct way to spell KNIGHTS is "k n i e (it was like a backwards g that looked like an e) g t s.
WHAT?! THE !?! HELL?!?!?!
2. After having a baby, all that jank comes out with it. You don't have a cord still inside your biscuit connecting to the baby's belly button.
I also didn't know this - and find it rather interesting...who knew?
3. Don't say "Happy Hump Day" around 9th graders b/c they thought the cake was about us humping, not about it being Wednesday.
I feel like I could have predicted this, however, is it true that kids these days have never heard the phrase "Happy Hump Day"? odd.
4. A boy said he wouldn't want to become a teacher if that is what is really going on... humping. I was just glad to know some of our boys are still that cute and innocent.
I'm pretty sure porn stars get paid pretty well, so if that's the case and you're humping AND teaching, you need a raise. You need a raise anyway.
5. The baby's head is kinda soft and mushy so you can fit it through your biscuit, & that bitch will get sewn up.
I don't want sewing near my biscuit....squishy, that's odd, can we mold it and make him a Conehead? I loved that movie.
6. I know how to make a baby. I just don't know what having the baby actually entails. I hope Kristina tells us all the stuff ppl never do.
OH!!! Me toooo! I'm hoping we get the complete unedited version of what this is like. I don't want to consider having a baby when I've only gotten the highlight reel, I want the shitty parts too so I can properly plan my future, and largely potential lack of additional family members.
7. If Christian pees on me while changing his diaper, I might be forced to retaliate and pee on him too. PS- I've never changed a diaper.
I will also pee on him if he pees on me, eye for an eye dammit. Also, I have never changed a diaper as well. I say we have a learning day at Kristina's house.
8. If you follow an old woman through the aisles of Goodwill, you'll get the perfect outfit for "senior citizen day" at school
This is brilliant. That is all.
9. Kristina and I are being twins on Tuesday.
Please tell me there were/are pictures!
10. I love you ladies! my wagon is slowing getting fixed and I'm ready to do this!!
Glad your back. I missed you.
And Kristina - nope, still glad I'm not one.